May 1, 2007

Dear Texas,

Please bless Anthony Spencer and give him the strength to terrorize Redskins and Eagles. Also we ask that you use Kevin Kolb as a double agent to infiltrate and implode the Eagles club house. Give him the talent of Joey Harrington, the personal skills of Terell Owens, and the ability to run a ball club equal to David Carr. We are sorry Kevin, but sacrifices are necessary.